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rouga_doaa

@Roycer18

Menswear writer. Editor at@putthison. Creator of

@RLGoesHard

. Bylines at The New York Times, The Financial Times, Politico, Esquire, and Mr. Porter

Joined October 2009

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1,047 Followers

Followed by #LΔṈDBΔCK

Hey, you look familiar. Have you been to any of my shows or concerts?

6:16 PM

I don’t know who you are, this is the internet.

6:26 PM

I’m derek

6:30 PM

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And you ?

6:30 PM

I don’t have a stage name yet but my dead name is David

dead name walking

6:32 PM

How old are you Buddy ?

6:32 PM

why do you want to know

are you ageist or a cop

am I buying liquor

do you have liquor

cop it is

6:34 PM

I’m a author

6:34 PM

yay

congrats

6:34 PM

I’m writer

6:34 PM

i am diagnosing the buzz in my record player

I do mostly systems design

before that architecture

you have shows of your writing?

6:36 PM

Are you on WhatsApp or telegram

6:36 PM

I think it was when my wife threw it, the record player

I dont do apps cause I do IP

I only do X because I am a (something) to Elon

I agree with him 6% of the time

which is not a lot

but I own 100% of Pi-Des so fuck him

6:38 PM

Replying to

I only do X because I am a (something) to Elon

His my buddy

I can share you his contact

6:38 PM

I terminated the discussion

it only leads to invest in my pyramid scam(s)

His attorney is nice though

6:39 PM

I have his legit contact

6:47 PM

thank you, I am good

6:48 PM

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I applied to a Tattoo Artist job…

resume

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David Curtis <dcpides@gmail.com>9:01 AM (0 minutes ago)
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I am allergic to needles. I pass out if I think about people getting shots. 

Maybe I could do sharpie tattoos? No wait, forget you read that. That idea is mine.

Honestly, I don’t even know why tattoos are still a thing.

And voting. Why are people still voting?

So many questions.–

David Curtis

principal, Pi-Des.org

971 331 9699 Android

X @dc_us

The story of Louie and a Jazz singer.

When I rented an apartment in downtown Los Angeles around 2008, it had a 40′ long ribbon window facing West 6th Street, and I slept in it without any furniture the first night. The trees outside projected on to the insides of the entire empty apartment, from the Home Depot parking lot lights.

Just that one night.

The next morning, a tree trimming crew came and severely pruned the trees. I complained to the building management person, Louie. He told me a dentist wanted the space below and was installing a big sign.

I got the best of them though, when I moved out, and handed the key to a Jazz singer, without properly vetting her. I got some indication of how it would go when her checks started bouncing.

I got a call at some point (I was back in Las Vegas already) from Louie, telling me I needed to get my “girlfriend” out of the space. I told Louie she was the new tenant that I had found for him. Supposedly her “boyfriend” was raising a bunch of rabbits in the space, I didn’t actually see this…

eventually, I “won” in court because Louie had fucked up the lease term on the application by defining it as one (negative) day rather than one year…lol