David Curtis 11:17 AM (0 minutes ago) If fucking US Bank or the USPS would deliver my new credit card…I would totally pay to be drugged…
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Zero Hour
Until Noon = Coffee black, lots. Noon to Midnight = Dirty Martini, Polish Vodka, spicy pickles, rocks. (2) drinks total. 2 = magic. 3+ = less magic. Repeats
X to visit Twitter HQ
Twitter, because Mark Zuckerberg, as I think we can agree, is a global-scale asshole, but when he aligned with the ad dorks it unleashed a colossal daisy chain of fucked up.
Pi-Des 